299-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here! Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!! We get into it with some help from a really neat guy who throws adventurous birthday parties. Plus, what language do you hate hearing the most? Middle eastern in origin? Asian? Latin? We'll explore. You thought you'd heard everthing from the sweet Thai lady who explored with Two Gentlemen, but she's got more to say and it is AMAZE. We find out who Calvin is and have a new song that we're sure you'll hate.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is like summer denim.
0:19.4	Oh there's some summer denim coming up.
0:21.7	You don't even know about it.
0:23.3	I feel like I'm wearing cut off jean shorts but they're so frayed and short.
0:29.7	They're cutting up my butt cheeks.
0:32.3	Very interesting.
0:33.5	Yeah, what are you wearing?
0:35.1	Did you just eye-roll me?
0:36.5	I gave you a double jane.
0:38.0	For what?
0:39.0	Oh just for fun.
0:40.0	That was rude.
0:41.0	What are your summer jeans like?
0:42.6	My summer jeans are actually they're cut into bikini bottoms.
0:48.1	Wow.
0:49.1	They're made of denim.
0:50.5	Denim bikini.
0:51.5	Yeah they feel real nice.
0:53.5	They're not circles.
0:54.9	Squish them.
0:56.1	Check it out jeans.
1:00.8	We are hitting the road pretty soon here.
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