300-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2015

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more. This episode is pure mommy magic. From balloon porn and the lost souls that do it to what the most intimate of acts get you in the adult biz (it's $100). Plus Jared from Subway and Cosby are both in deeper trouble as news of new allegations for one and MORE evidence for another comes to light - it's not good for either, Rudy. Did Tom get another Double Pipe Classic this week?? Was it something new? Find out! Plus we play some angry on set rants from actors and a new player enters the You Know What I'm Sayin championship, ya heard me? We also recap some of our all-time favorite moments.

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0:00.0	Oh
0:06.8	No, you motherfuckers can break ass like this
0:10.2	I'm foreign on you haters
0:40.2	Welcome to your mom's house your host Tom Sigouran for Svina Pajitski
0:52.2	Mom, well I've got jeans, but but I'm outside
0:55.2	Put your reddobs, shit, I live your whole life blind
0:58.2	Bikes, next time, brown talk, you better wipe down though
1:01.2	Has the take-blist and their mom is with the crown
1:05.2	Oh wipe down or is the wipe pop, oh my god seriously, they're all up to sale a shot
1:11.2	Oh yeah, and that's good enough that shot you flaws on my T28 and trim
1:17.2	I take PR by Johnny Mann, I'm K.S. White, who's smarter, was that the human, all I know, Bikes
1:24.2	Hey buddy, guess who it is, when it be talked, don't spread the knowledge all about the shit
1:30.2	Mommy, T and Mommy, see, Lex and all the girls, guess, watching clips and talking shit, the mommy is their best
1:37.2	But I want to say this once before they show me, Mommy's for life, fuck me and I'm not, go
1:51.2	Yeah, yeah, that one brings back so many memories
1:55.2	This is Plum with the your mom's house extended remix
2:01.2	That one, he covers so many bases
2:03.2	This is live, well live, because we're recording a live
2:07.2	But this is our first Mama's out from the new studio
2:12.2	Woo-woo, and it's episode 300
2:15.2	Oh, chips in a bowl, caddy eating out of the bowl
2:20.2	What else is there?
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