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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip crunchin, ice chompin, and sharp perfumes. Also: Rick’s comfort in lying and lack of self-consciousness, Chelsea’s lack of feeling, the alpha/beta dynamic, Rick’s stand-up secret (act outs), merits of being high, Rick’s troubled left testicle, donuts vrs sundaes, a Chabbat caller bails, Detroit landmarks, a compelling vision of Chelsea on Rick’s podcast.

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0:00.0	More better.
0:02.0	Hey, I'm Melissa Fumero, and I'm Stephanie Beatriz.
0:05.0	You may know us from television.
0:07.0	99.
0:08.0	And now we're here with our very own podcast, More Better with Stephanie and Melissa.
0:12.0	Join us as we take on topics like listening to yourself
0:15.0	with challenge of self-care and making friends as an adult.
0:17.0	We're going to share our struggles,
0:19.0	we're going to speak to experts,
0:20.0	and we're going to share everything we learn with you.
0:23.0	Listen to more better with Stephanie and Melissa on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
0:27.0	or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:29.0	If you love comedy movies and Hollywood satire, you're going to want to listen to a brand new podcast called Get It to Dutch.
0:36.0	And Get It to Dutch, we play three aspiring screenwriters on a quest to get a script to big time
0:40.9	Hollywood producer Dutch Huxley.
0:43.0	Each week on the podcast we perform a movie script right before your ears.
0:46.6	It's like going to a movie with your eyes closed.
0:48.6	And we have amazing guest stars including Tim Robinson, Rob Hubble, Lily Sullivan, Jamie Moyer, and Weird Al Yankovic.
0:55.0	Listen to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's journey on the I-Heart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:01.0	Hi, this is Kurt Wood Smith.
1:03.6	You remember me from such TV comedies as That 70s show and that 90s show on Netflix.
1:09.0	I'll never forget the words that my grandfather said just before he kicked the bucket. He said,
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