304-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

JEANS ARE ON AGAIN! What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course! Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we have a new favorite song, know what I'm sayin? Hell to the naw naw naw. A new movie idea just came to T Bunz, Will ChristJeansa like it? Hope So! The moms really meow down on this one, ENJOY!

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0:00.0	We're back!
0:03.8	Chains, chains, chains, chains, chains.
0:06.1	Is that from Poltergeist? They're back, yeah.
0:08.5	Thanks, sir.
0:09.6	In the 80s. That's the old-ass movie.
0:26.6	Just when you thought you ran out of denim,
0:29.5	a truckload pulled up in front of your house,
0:33.0	and they're unloading pallets of it.
0:35.7	What kind?
0:36.8	You're going to put all this stuff.
0:38.0	Is it faded for summer denim?
0:39.8	Like the sun is bleached out the denim?
0:41.6	Bleached out summer denim, whitewash denim.
0:44.5	The kind of denim that you can just never get old, you know?
0:49.0	Never goes out of style that denim.
0:50.9	Never goes out of style.
0:52.2	There's a lot to catch up on. We'll get to it very briefly.
0:56.0	Really quickly, me, your main motherfucker,
1:01.5	I am going to Columbus, Ohio, home of current national championship
1:11.5	black eyes.
1:13.5	This Thursday, August 13th, I'll be at the funny bone,
1:17.8	Friday, Saturday, and Sunday as well.
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