305 -Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like! DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked baby pics and tragic news about King Ass Ripper - WARNING - this will make your jeans low and loose. It's ALL HERE! Pull em up! Here we go.

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0:00.0	I'm not gonna lie.
0:07.0	You're an open naked butthole.
0:15.0	God is real.
0:18.0	God blesses a nigga.
0:21.0	Wow, amen.
0:24.0	A hoe who gets paid is a hoe that can stay.
0:31.0	That's the way I've been doing it since I was seven years old.
0:34.0	But I can tell, I can tell by the order whether it's gonna be a brick or it's gonna be a sloppy job.
0:43.0	Oh my god, seriously.
0:47.0	Okay.
0:54.0	Hey buddy, how you doing?
1:01.0	And then I say you swear it's like nigger, fucking can't, big words.
1:07.0	You guys don't have nine consecutive orgasms at soccer practice, it's normal.
1:11.0	Fuck me man, man.
1:18.0	Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff.
1:21.0	Come on, boys.
1:24.0	Jesus, I'm supposed to help.
1:28.0	So don't forget to join your barbys and have a great sleep.
1:32.0	For a mass of six minutes of fuck and a barbyshop.
1:39.0	Red, red, red, red makeup, you're so fine.
1:42.0	We tried to start like the blacks as much as we can.
1:45.0	Yeah, the rhyming day shit, it's like keeps me rocking all of the time.
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