306-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave you yesterday. Plus, if you thought the Smith children were unbearable before you have no idea the new nonense they are spewing (yeah!). What are the whore giveaways - Voice? Piercings? What about her feet? And dude, listen, you can't pull off that gear if you're not in the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame. Let it go. Chuck Woolery has a NEW endorsement. Is it GREEZY? Not really, but it sure does cost a lot. Can you imagine being married to Steven Seagal. If you can you probably just passed out. We don't wear loose jeans in this one.

Transcript

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0:00.0	is that all mics need to be on.
0:02.3	To do a fine casting show.
0:04.2	Yeah, if the mics aren't on, then there's a huge problem.
0:07.6	This is tight. These headphones are tight. Are these my normal ones now?
0:11.2	Yeah, they are aren't they? Oh no, it's just...
0:13.0	Fuck.
0:13.8	That's them.
0:14.6	Yeah, I don't like those.
0:15.7	That's how you do it.
0:16.8	You need to put them on.
0:17.9	Oh, it's so much better.
0:18.9	Oh, shit.
0:19.4	And so much louder now.
0:20.6	Oh, shit.
0:21.6	Which one?
0:22.2	Turn that shit down, player.
0:24.0	Where is jeans? No. Yeah.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:30.8	This is amazing.
0:31.7	I got it. I got it.
0:33.7	Relax.
0:35.4	Jeans.
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