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31: Miracles From Heaven

God Awful Movies

God Awful Movies

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath take a field trip to see Miracles From Heaven in the theater on opening weekend. Red carpet!!! Eli wore Versace, Noah wore Nike, and Heath wore a smile. Nobody else was happy. Join them in this fair and balanced review of a story about how Jesus gives deadly diseases to young children, and why doctors are to blame.


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And the little girl who is scared and dying of cancer says, do you think Jesus is with me?

0:09.0

And she's like, oh, I'm sure he's with you. That's why he watched you get sick and lose your hair and be in pain.

0:15.8

And if he was anyone else, we would have to use his own cruelty against him

0:20.4

to properly punish him for his behavior but we've given him special moral exemption

0:25.4

so it's totally fine.

0:26.9

He's just sitting there watching this bald, scared, frightened, dying little girl but

0:31.6

oh I'm sure meh a hmm.

0:37.0

God awful movies.

0:40.0

movie. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.

0:48.0

Welcome back to the gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from

0:54.0

Christian cinema because we want to make sure that dying is better than

0:56.9

something. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good

1:00.9

friend Heath and right. Heath, welcome back.

1:03.2

Thank you, sir.

1:04.6

You think Eli is going to have a piece of food inside of him

1:07.1

this time?

1:07.7

Well, let's find out.

1:09.2

And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how goes it?

1:14.1

Well I now I no longer have a piece of food inside me now I'm just holding a carrot

1:22.3

I thought you know for a vegetarian you get an awful lot of meatball stuck inside of you but you know it's true

1:27.6

doesn't count if you don't eat it

1:30.9

Peter Singer said.

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