30: GAM030 A Matter of Faith

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2016

⏱️ 110 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once again to take on the most blissfully ignorant film they've encountered so far. Join them for an atheist review of A Matter of Faith; a film about a father whose daughter's ignorance is challenged by a college education. After her biology professor has the audacity to teach true things, instead of dad's favorite fairytales, dad has no choice but to challenge the evolutionist to a debate that nobody thinks he can win. Because he's wrong. And he's debating a guy who's right. And has a PhD. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...
0:04.5	Huh?
0:31.0	This is so great. She says, he's like, why? She's like, I got right with the Lord and I'm like, oh my God, that is the best break-up line ever!
0:41.0	Oh, nothing kills my boner quicker.
0:43.0	Right. If Anna walked out of the bedroom right now, it was like, honey, we can't get married and I'd be like, what? Why?
0:49.0	I love you and she'd be like, I found Jesus. I'd be like, great. So this stuff is mine and that stuff is so good.
0:55.0	What am I doing? I'm installing Grindr on my phone.
0:59.0	Is this more direct? I just feel like I'm gonna do Tinder eventually as well but I won't invite you to the chat.
1:07.0	Not awful. Movie.
1:20.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's the only thing Netflix recommends anymore.
1:27.0	I'm your host, Noah Luzon, since sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right, Heath, welcome back.
1:33.0	Angry. It made me angry to watch this movie. Is that what you asked?
1:36.0	Yes. No, yeah. By all means, jump ahead. I'm barely containing myself but of course sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick and Eli needs introduced to Eli. Howest art thou?
1:49.0	Oh, I art have a meatball inside me. Verily. I wonder where he put it.
1:56.0	Yeah, no, yeah, exactly. It's the verily you got to add that otherwise nobody knows the fuck.
2:00.0	And Shakespeare made sure I got it. I nailed it. I crashed on it.
2:02.0	Yeah, there you go. So tell us, Heath, what will we be breaking down today?
2:06.0	All right. We watched a matter of faith and Shakespeare at one.
2:11.0	It's the story of a Christian girl who goes away to college only to find out that biology professors don't teach the Bible very much.
2:21.0	But nobody cares what girls think. So really it's the story of her dad and how he deals with his daughter coming face to face with an evolutionist.
2:29.0	So yeah, imagine if you took all the best scenes from a God's not dead, inherit the wind and WrestleMania 31.
2:37.0	Yeah, this movie, this movie is what you'd have left over if you took away all those scenes.
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