311: Reviews of Old People Food

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Diet Coke.
0:04.0	Time for a Diet Coke break.
0:09.0	Enjoy what you like.
0:12.0	Just how you like it.
0:16.0	This is my taste.
0:20.0	What's yours? Celebrate your my taste. What's yours?
0:23.0	Celebrate your unique taste with Diet Coke.
0:29.0	No home.
0:31.2	No address.
0:32.9	No address.
0:34.3	No bank account.
0:35.6	No bank account.
0:36.8	No job.
0:47.4	No job. No home. No address. No bank account. No bank account. No job. No job. No home. No address. No bank account. No job. No home. It's time to break the vicious circle. We're working with charities liketer to provide a bank account for people who are
0:55.4	homeless. Such HSBCUK, no fixed address. Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast
1:05.0	featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me,
1:14.1	I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, old people.
1:38.0	You found your episode.
1:39.3	Welcome.
1:40.4	How do old people say hello?
1:42.4	Well, golly gee, little Johnny.
1:45.0	It is wonderful to see you on this fine afternoon.
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