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Welcome to beach, to sandy, water to wet.

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know

what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast. But I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to episode 312 of Beach 2 Sandy Water Too Wet.

This is a podcast where we read reviews of the worst, we read reviews poorly that are poor.

We read them well.

Sorry.

Most of the, sometimes.

I read them well, yeah.

That's true.

This episode is reviews of trampoline parks.

Is that what they're called?

It makes it sound outdoorsy.

I thought it was called a trampoline park, but you're ready. Maybe they are, but you don't think you're supposed to think about it.

Oh, okay, I'll stop.

But before we start, I do want to announce something about our lovely merch store.

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