Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is I, if I think of it, Deer-Rez-Yanar and John?

It's a podcast where two brothers, or in this case, two producing partners,

answer your questions, provide you with dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

I said last week my one-man band episode, the hardest hour of my life.

I felt like I was, there was a lot of tap dancing. That's what I would say about that episode.

I said last week, Hank will be back next week. And not only is that not true, friends,

although I'm very happy to have Rosiana here, not only is that not true.

I won't be here next week.

Like ships, fossing in the night.

It's never going to be Dear Hank and John again. This situation is, it's a very challenging time.

And it's not because Hank and I are having a secret fight. It's entirely because of logistics and scheduling.

Rosiana, how are you?

I'm well-sanky, but now I do want people to come up with an intense feud.

Yes. Start making videos about the drama.

Right.

And then maybe that will like hype up the podcast even further.

Right.

And people will be listening back to all the episodes to find out secret clues to the feud and so on.

Yeah, yeah. They'll find out how secretly angry we've always been at each other.

I love that idea. We'll be on a Keemstar episode.

Philly DeFranco will have to cover our battle.

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