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Dear Hank & John

330: The Dear Hank Rejoinder

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Why is the computer mouse cursor tilted? What does my dog know about mirrors? Will a badger respect my pee?

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

0:08.1

Or as I like to think of it, Dear Hank and Hank, it's a podcast where two brothers

0:13.6

and sometimes just one brother answer your questions, give you the best advice and bring

0:17.4

you all the week's news from both Mars and AF Sue and Milden.

0:20.4

John, did you know the following true fact mathematicians have been aware of and obsessed

0:26.2

with for many, many years is that four is actually in love with five, but is incapable

0:31.6

of asking five out on a date and they've been trying to figure this out for centuries

0:37.2

and a scientist's slash mathematician was recently able to finally get to the bottom

0:42.2

of why four will never ask five out on a date and it turns out it is because four is

0:48.2

two squared, four is two squared, I've been wanting to tell that one for a while and I

0:56.9

just couldn't subject John to it so I just subjected me to it and also all of you.

1:03.0

I feel like I need to explain it four is two squared and also it sounds like four

1:08.8

is two scared is it's not very good it's not very good anyway John right now as you

1:15.2

record this you just called me is in a fake Chuck E. Cheese as they record and create

1:22.0

the movie turtles all the way down so he was frantically trying to figure out how can

1:26.8

I make your hand John today how can I get away how can get to the hotel room and I was

1:30.2

like John look I took the last like four weeks off you can take one week off but then

1:35.2

I was like I feel bad about this because I can't take five weeks off in a row and John

1:42.4

did a whole dear Hank and John all by himself and I think I was skeptical I was skeptical

1:48.7

going into that episode and I think he did a fantastic job I'm proud of him it seemed

1:53.9

like it was really hard and he worked really hard on it and so I have decided to attempt

2:00.4

to do this as well and one of the things that I thought was just a marvelous innovation

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