380. Put On A Helmet

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got independent wrestlers doing their thing, too much Bee Movie, alpha males, and Superman, who is very boring. Plus hammocks on busses! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk.
0:03.0	Ha ha ha!
0:04.0	All right, here we go.
0:08.0	It's episode three something, something of congratulation.
0:13.0	Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy,
0:17.0	crazy, crazy,
0:18.0	crazy,
0:19.0	congratulations,
0:20.0	dude, you know what's up man? You know what's straight up up? Is that my shoulder hurts, my back hurts in two different places I'm just crazy good dude I'm just
0:35.6	crazy good I'm 40 I mean I'm every bit of 44 I mean just it just get me age just get me and I just am old I guess but I'm not though
0:51.8	I'm in my 40s that's not old you know what I try to do I try to like think about
0:57.2	because I think about when I was like 10 I'm like what's old and I'm like 30 is forget it. But then you get to be 30
1:04.8	and like this isn't old and you keep going and going and as you keep going you're
1:08.5	like this isn't old. So I'm trying to be like what's actually old you know and I think I'm going to put it to 70 I think
1:17.6	65 and up maybe but then I know I'm going to be 65 see my thing is I think it just happens I think it just happens one day
1:25.7	You just wake up
1:27.7	There you go oh wait oh I can't really move around like I used to.
1:33.0	But I was doing pistol squats at the gym today,
1:36.0	with weight.
1:38.0	And, yeah, dude.
1:42.0	Somebody said, hey, how old are you, Chris? I said 44 and he said and he said Jesus, wow. And I was like, oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm flexible, you know, I got to keep it going and he was like, oh, that's really good age and I'm like oh man I'm one of those guys that people are saying that's good for your age now
1:57.0	You know and I'm eating healthy. I'm trying to but I was thinking like today I was thinking actually what is the like if you okay so
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