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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

381. The Wuss Scale

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 23 May 2024

โฑ๏ธ 59 minutes

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia ๐ŸŽค MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god ๐Ÿ˜ Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got independent wrestlers doing their thing, too much Bee Movie, alpha males, and Superman, who is very boring. Plus hammocks on busses! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Runk.

0:06.0

Chattanooga and West Virginia, I will be there this weekend.

0:09.4

Go to Chris Leah.com and Australia and Des Moines and I got a bunch of different dates coming up go to

0:14.6

Chrislia.com to get those tickets and without further ado here is the next

0:19.2

episode of congratulations. Congratulations. And I also Irvine, I forget where I'm going, I forget that I booked clubs too, I'm going to be Irvine, and Oxnard coming up.

0:41.0

And then a bunch of, I said Australia, I said Australia but anyway I've had this thing

0:44.6

like just need to keep like doing that and it's so annoying you ever get that it's just

0:52.4

insane I think it's a yearly

0:54.6

I think it's a seasonal thing you know like every every year during this time

0:58.2

maybe the maybe the beginning of summer or something I don't I'll have to check right I have to check I have to check but I have to check next year I have to see I have to clock it

1:09.7

But yeah anyway

1:14.0

Speaking of Australia, going to Australia, got the passports, I mean I have a passport and my wife has a passport, but my sons don't and my sons are four and one and they have to get their

1:28.7

passports and it's so funny there are little pictures on it especially Billy's it's. It's got no business getting a passport, you know? Like, hey, it's him. Hey, this is him. Dude, you don't need a passport. This is just the baby. So let's just bring him in. We're going to bring him in the country. It's going to be fine. He's just going to do pretty much kind of he's going to just pretty much eat and poop and sleep and cry just like just like kind of like his dad honestly but his dad

1:56.3

does need a passport because he's 44 and Billy's one so he doesn't need a passport so

2:00.6

just let me bring this baby in, huh? But he's going to have one.

2:05.0

And his picture looks dope too.

2:07.0

So I don't mean to brag, but my son's...

2:10.0

My son's passport pictures look pretty dope.

2:14.0

We're here and it is time to get on and popping

2:20.0

and I just feel like everything is everything's all gravy.

2:26.6

Everything's pretty gravy.

2:29.7

And the thing about Diddy is crazy how you saw video of him beating the crap out of

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