381: Until Oblivion Hits

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? Are we doing anything tonight?

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0:00.0	Hello and
0:04.3	welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:06.3	Doors, I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:08.8	It's a podcast for two brothers answer your questions.
0:10.8	Give you dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, do you know why teachers
0:17.8	fart but only when there's just one single student in the room?
0:23.2	No.
0:24.0	Because when that happens there, private tutors.
0:26.0	Thanks, thanks very much.
0:30.3	I don't know why that one got me.
0:32.1	It wasn't a good joke, but it got me.
0:34.1	Yeah, I've been doing a stand of comedy for the last week, so my delivery is very good.
0:39.1	That's right, your timing and your pacing have gotten better.
0:43.0	So now like are you in that situation that like Mike Burbiglia is in where he can like say something to me and if he
0:48.8	wants it to be funny it'll be funny regardless of whether it's funny? Yeah that's like it's like a little
0:54.2	spell that certain comedians can cast I don't think I can do that but I am in like
0:58.8	take tell jokes all the time mode. Yeah that's great great. I love it man. I want you to continue to be a stand-up comic and I want to be your
1:06.8	opening act but I don't want to be like a like a comedian opening act I want to be like a real downer.
1:12.4	Yeah really set the mood, be like,
1:15.0	look, we're going to have a good time tonight, but first.
1:18.0	But not yet.
1:19.0	This world is not just.
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