382: Dental Spider-bots

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math?

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0:00.0	Hello and
0:04.3	welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:06.0	Yours, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:08.5	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.0	give you to me's advice, and wonder whether the butt crack exists.
0:14.0	That was last week.
0:16.0	And then they give you all the week's news from both bars at A.C. Wimbledon.
0:18.0	John, I have a question.
0:20.0	Did you know why when geese make ves the sky there's sometimes like one of the sides is longer than the other side?
0:27.0	Now for aerodynamic reasons?
0:29.0	No, it's because there's more geese on one side than the other side. Is this like absurdist humor or is this like
0:36.6	waiting for Godose stuff? It's longer because there's more geese. Yeah so this
0:41.4	that's just like a pure waiting for a g Godot joke where there's no no punchline.
0:45.2	It's the because there's more geese. Is there something I'm not getting? There's no, no, no, there's not something you're, you've got it you're all the way there.
0:54.6	Okay well congratulations on reinventing the Eanesco play.
1:00.0	It's fun.
1:02.4	I never really got that stuff in English class and I continue to not really get it now.
1:07.0	Why is one of the sides of the V longer?
1:10.0	Because there's more geese.
1:12.0	Oh, John do you want it?
1:14.0	Why doesn't God ever show up?
1:15.0	Well, because he's God.
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