Hi everybody, Andy here. Just before we start this week's show, we have an announcement

to make. It's a bit of a serious one. It's that for a while we are not going to be able

to record our podcast from our spiritual home, our common garden office anymore. And there's

a simple reason for that. And the reason is that we are going on tour, baby! That's right,

I tricked you all! Wasn't bad news, it's good news. You thought someone had died quite

the reverse. We're going to be on tour live and amplified across the entirety of the UK

and Ireland. We're going to be going all over the shop. Are we going to Barnstable? You bet

your bum we're going to Barnstable. Are we going to pool? As a rule, we're going to pool.

And 25 other places across the UK and of course not to forget Dublin. I know what you're

thinking. What's the show going to involve? Well, I'll tell you, it's going to be a live

new fresh podcast right for your ears in the second half every single night, all the

bits that are actually too funny to put out in the edited version of the show. And the

first stuff is going to be an extraordinary cavalcade of different things. So much different

stuff is going to happen in the first half. Elephants, dancing girls, dancing boys, fireworks,

dance famous avocado trick, and a number of other things that I really probably shouldn't

actually be promising to you. But Andy, Andy, Andy, how do we get our tickets? It's

very simple, everybody. All you have to do is go to no such thing as a fish.com, find

the nearest one, and click book. That's it. No such thing as a fish.com. That's it. It's

going to be so much fun. We cannot wait to see you there. If you're not there, we'll

talk about you behind your back. All right, that's it. I'm with the show. Hello and

welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast coming to you

from the QI offices in Covern Garden. My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting at a ginormous

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