Afterlunal, you must know by now if you've been paying attention over the last couple of months that I have for some reason committed to

traveling the country with these three upcoming idiots. We are going to all sorts of exotic places like Ipswich, Barnstiple, Pool,

Reading, Peterborough, Chesterfield, but popping over to Dublin, we're going up to Scotland, few locations there.

Obviously, sitting on a tour bus for months on end with Dan, James and Andy is not how any sane person would choose to spend their time.

The only thing that's going to make it bearable is if you guys come along to please, no such thing as a fish.com has all the details, get tickets, come on watchers,

there'll be an exclusive first half which will never be available anywhere else and then we'll be doing a different podcast every night for the second half. See you there!

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting at a humongous distance from Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin, and Anna Toshinsky.

Once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

Starting with fact number one, and that's my fact, my fact this week is that it would take people around 10 minutes to adjust to the way Abraham Lincoln sounded before they could enjoy his speeches.

So the first 10 minutes of his speech is always really shit because he knows it has to be filler and that's a 10 minute mark he launches into real time.

Wait, I hang on Dan. Abraham Lincoln's most famous speech was the Get His Burger Dress, where I believe he spoke for two minutes.

And also his most famous line is the first line of that address, isn't it?

Oh no, yeah you're right. It's true.

Oh, I would say it was the last line, so it's the last line. Wasn't it a child not a parish from the earth? Line.

Yes, it was the first line for score. I really would have gone the four score as the big line.

Would you? I would go by the people for the people with the people.

You didn't understand the first minute and a half though, did you?

That's true, because I was so distracted by his weird voice.

What is weird voice? Did he have an accent?

He did have an accent, but he also had a much higher voice than you would think.

So I guess all of us probably had an introduction to Abraham Lincoln's supposed voice through the movies and so on.

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