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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like.

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, James here. Now as you will have noticed the last few weeks, it is holiday season for us

0:06.2

Mostly because we have a brand new massive stonking UK and island tour

0:11.2

Just about to happen and we need to get as much rest as we can that before that happens

0:15.5

By the way, you can get tickets for that by going to qi.com slash fish events

0:20.0

But anyway, what do we have for you this week?

0:22.8

Well, we have another compilation the last one went down so well

0:26.6

You all sent loads of really nice messages about how much you enjoyed it. So it's another hour of us being so silly

0:33.0

These are the times when everything got derailed a little bit too much

0:36.3

So we couldn't fill it into the actual show

0:38.2

But I always gathered together because they're always so much fun and I put them in a nice little package for you guys

0:44.5

We will be back again next week with a normal episode

0:47.8

It was recorded while I was away actually. It's another super special guest one that I particularly

0:53.8

I'm quite upset that I wasn't there for because it's a really good friend of ours someone who's incredibly interesting and funny

1:00.2

I'm actually really really looking forward to listening to that one myself because I haven't heard it yet

1:05.0

But anyway for the meantime, please do enjoy this compilation and we'll see you as a force them on the road or on this podcast feed very very soon

1:14.2

Okay, I'm with the podcast

1:31.2

You guys though soldier boy soldier boy tell him you guys know he's a he's come on guys. No, he's a rapper

1:39.2

He's a rapper

1:40.2

Okay, he's got a song called Kiss Me Through the Phone which gives a phone number

1:46.4

Halfway through it and a load of people decided to call it and it turns out to be a house in olden

1:54.2

Who I'm according to the Guardian we're getting a load of crank calls

1:59.0

But I don't need to tell you

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