Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Fish. Before we get going, we just want

to let you know that we have a very special guest on this week. So James is away on

holiday at the moment, doing classic Jamesy things. I'm sure you're going to hear about

it on a future podcast when he's back. He's probably eating weird testicles and living

in a cave. That's sort of classic Harkin holiday. Anyway, in his place, we have the brilliant

comedian, Shaprack Corsandi. Shaprack's a really good friend of ours. She's been on Fish

before. She did the comic relief marathon and that video is up on YouTube if you want to

watch it. But she's here for an actual episode this time and she's not only a comedian,

she's a brilliant author as well. She's written three books. Her latest book, which has just

come out, is called Kissing Emma. It's a novel for young adults and it is a modern fable

of the untold story of Emma Hamilton who is Lord Nelson's mistress. So if you have a

young adult in your life, do get the book for them but also do get it for yourself because

it is for adults as well and Shaprack is such a great writer. So funny, so interesting.

It's going to be a great read. Anyway, that book is available online and in stores now.

You do get a copy but until then, enjoy Shaprack on No Such Thing as a Fish. Here we go.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast

coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK. My name is Dan Schreiber. I am

sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and special guest, it's Shaprack

Kosandi and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts

from the last seven days and in no particular order. Here we go. Starting with fact number

one and that's Shaprack. So hello and my fact is that a doctor in India,

Ashokaswani would prescribe DVDs of Charlie Chaplin to his patients to convince them

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