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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Get a 60-day free trial at shipstation.com/congrats. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! 😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week Chris is joined by Kristin for a discussion of memes, children, anger, and how badly the windshield was cracked. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk.
0:06.0	Hey guys it's congratulations time so buckle up and here comes the next episode of
0:11.4	congratulations the next episode of congratulations.
0:13.0	Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy,
0:15.0	crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy,
0:18.0	congratulations.
0:19.0	Dude, I am, it's weird because I'm in Melbourne right now even though I am not in
0:27.1	Melbourne I'm here before you in my home studio I am in Mel I'm in Melbourne right now
0:32.2	doing shows tomorrow and Sydney tomorrow and Adelaide and New Zealand
0:37.4	So go to Chrisley.com and then I'm coming back. I'm gonna be in San Diego. So almost home sweet home with the San Diego thing.
0:43.0	So go to Chrisly.com, get the tickets.
0:46.0	Dude, my hair is a...
0:49.0	A four, five today. You know, look look here's the deal I shot a few promo things today and I slick my hair back.
0:57.6	Okay so I slick my hair back and I was gonna wash it when I put spray in it, the lovely makeup lady, hair and
1:04.9	makeup lady, I put my hair back, sprayed it, and then by the time I got out of there and went to a place to get yes,
1:17.0	avocado, on bread and also on a sunny-sized-up egg, which is E. LA, coming from a promo shoot to then go get that.
1:30.1	And my hair was poofy.
1:31.1	And by the time I got there, my hair was poofy and by the time I got there my hair was poofy and that's okay
1:35.2	I really don't like poofy hair days but I was gonna wash it for this but it's fine but so now it looks like
1:41.5	I have a big forehead and I do have a big forehead but that's that's
1:44.7	that and and okay let's relax into it dude I've had a I've had a crazy up and up and down few days and guess what just all in my mind so great so
1:59.2	nothing different happened except for all in my mind happened okay we've got a big move
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