393. Get Him Out

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Get a 60-day free trial at shipstation.com/congrats. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! 😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got a recap of Australia! Of course while Chris was there a lot of news happened so we're catching up on everything political, plus Missed Connections and Tinder! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dude,
0:02.0	Dudes and Chicks.
0:04.0	Now, I should say men and women,
0:06.0	males and females.
0:09.0	Welcome to the new episode of,
0:11.0	congratulations. Welcome to the new episode of Congratulations.
0:13.0	Crazy.
0:15.0	Crazy.
0:18.0	Crazy. Crazy.
0:21.0	I leave the country for 13 days.
0:25.0	13 days I leave.
0:27.0	I leave the 13, I leave the country for 13.
0:30.0	I leave the 13, I already messed it up real bad.
0:32.0	Listen, I am so jet-lagged.
0:34.4	I just landed from New Zealand.
0:38.4	And I was in Australia, I was in Perth, I was in Australia I was in Perth I was in Adelaide Brisbane
0:45.9	Melbourne Sydney and then I went to Auckland New Zealand now let me tell you something dude I was there for 13 days when I left everything was
0:57.1	not fine and then it got way worse okay look the the president, the former president got studded up, the former president got
1:11.4	almost his wig pushback dude and that's crazy okay we don't
1:17.8	condone violence here at the congratulations podcast and then the president, the sitting president, even though he's a
1:27.2	hologram and isn't actually the hologram that Joe Biden is a
1:37.4	hologram or someone in a mask he dropped out and I'm just like, what?
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