394. Bear In The Pool

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got bears in pools, the opening ceremonies at the Olympics, tales from the road in San Diego, and Chris finally weighs in on Hawk Tuah girl. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, tease and see supply.
0:21.0	Runk. Please apply.
0:24.0	Runk.
0:28.0	Hey, what's up? What's up?
0:29.0	episode 394 of Congratulations.
0:33.0	Just plug in my pewdy. It wasn't.
0:41.0	It wasn't plugged in and then I was plugged in and it was
0:46.8	plugged in and it wasn't plugged in and then I plugged it in so that's the update
0:49.8	for the beauty for the beauty charging and then I charged my phone and it's all good and so now we could do that
0:56.6	episode. fell asleep in the corner of my house about 10 minutes ago and just woke up.
1:01.9	Yes, dude, fell asleep.
1:03.6	In the corner of my house, yes, because I was reading a book
1:08.0	to my kids and then passed the frink out
1:10.4	like an adult, dude.
1:11.8	And literally Calvin said, why are we so tio dad?
1:14.8	And I said, because I'm an adult.
1:17.1	Adult, so you're with me?
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