Holy jumping tomato paste.

If tomato paste could actually jump and it was wholly,

then maybe I'd have something there,

but disregard my opening comments because they have no meaning.

Hello everybody welcome to the Harlan Highway.

My name is Harlan Williams. I am the host of the Harlan Highway.

Hope you're ready to have some giggles and some chuckles.

We're going to make a crank call to a bird sanctuary today. Yeah, a crank call to a bird

sanctuary should be fun. And then I'm gonna be talking about asses. I'm to be talking about asses.

I'm going to be talking about guys looking at other guys

asses.

Yeah, a little creepy, but it's true.

I've done it and all you other guys listening have done it. Yeah, you'll be

surprised to realize you've done it. We're gonna be talking about toothpaste,

primarily flavored toothpaste. It is Ptoothaste, it is delicious. Hello. And speaking a delicious, killer whales.

And can you imagine the number of kills they make every year?

They're killer whales.

And then also it's a very special day today.

It's Mother's Day. We're going to be talking about how you can treat your

mother and make her her feel very special just the way you feel when you're right

here on the Harlan Highway. Welcome to the Harlan Highway. It's the Harlan Highway. What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

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