Hey mr. you got a dime a to to tute beep be okay what I'm suddenly I'm Donna summer

Way to scare away your listeners Williams this is This is me, Williams, Harland Williams, and you are on the

Harland Highway and I am your host, Donna, uh, Harlan Williams.

And what a show we have today?

Have you ever sat in one of those massage chairs?

Oh, heaven, heaven on earth.

Gotta talk about that.

And speaking of talking, how about the fast talkers, the guys on TV that talk really fast and

try to sell you stuff.

Are you annoyed yet?

Are you annoyed?

Well, we're going to talk about those idiots. What kind of car do you drive when you're driving around? Maybe driving down the highway, the Harlan Highway. Does your car of a dopey name? I don't know it might. We're going to find out.

And then, oh my God, we're going to the Celebrity Racetrack today. I believe it's all A-list

directors running for the gold today.

And then you ever have a bird fly into your window?

Not fun.

We're gonna talk about that.

And lastly, prayers.

Do you say prayers?

Do you say grace before you eat dinner?

I had a little encounter with some people that do.

Interesting stuff.

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