409: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking kills

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2012

⏱️ 33 minutes

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GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking and how it kills you, taking tickets, kissing smokers, tornadoes are coming. Glump an underwater pump!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me Harlan Williams here on the Harlan Highway with you. Welcome everybody.
0:09.7	Oh, what a show we have today. What a treat. It's going to be a lot of fun. Got all kinds of stuff going on. A little bit of serious stuff, a little bit of funny. We're going to be talking about smoking, the devastation of smoking, the pros and cons, the effects
0:28.6	it has on the health, on our country, on humanity. We're going to be talking about when you kiss a smoker.
0:37.0	How about getting a ticket? You ever have to get a ticket to get into a parking garage or a
0:45.0	restaurant or something. We're going to be talking about that experience.
0:49.0	Tornadoes. It's tornado season. I hope you don't live in a trailer park because for some reason they're hungry.
1:00.0	Tornadoes are hungry for trailers. We'll get into that and then a call coming in from George Michael from Wham.
1:09.0	Oh God. Just so annoying. I don't know how the guy gets through. But he does and who knows what
1:18.0	will be bestering me about today. George Michael from Wham and so much more all for you today on the Harlan Highway.
1:30.8	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:32.4	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:35.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:39.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
1:41.0	What's up, bra?
1:42.0	If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?
1:45.0	I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
1:50.0	Am I hallucinating here?
1:52.0	Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
1:54.0	You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.
1:58.0	This is your fucking wake-up call, man.
2:00.0	You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams.
2:03.3	In 30 seconds you'll be dead.
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