410: SALVADOR DALI, junk mail, Japanese robot joker

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2012

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Harland visits the Salvador Dali museum, Reading junk mail, airplane bathrooms, and a vist from Japanese robot joke teller Jolly Joker Jr.. Crinkly crumpet sauce!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sweet jumping jelly beans. That's right I said it sweet jumping jelly beans. I don't know why I said it but at least it's out of my system and I can get on with my life.
0:12.0	But for now let's get on with the Harland Highway Podcast.
0:16.0	Hello everybody, I'm Harland Williams, your hostess.
0:20.0	Thank you for being here.
0:22.0	What a day.
0:24.0	Today we are going to be going through my junk mail,
0:27.0	okay? We all get junk mail in our mailboxes.
0:30.0	And you know what, I decided to actually open some on the air today and read through it
0:35.6	and look at it and see what a time waster it is so join me for that little adventure
0:41.7	also I'm going to tell you about my visit to the
0:44.0	Salvador Dolly Art Museum in Florida. Quite the experience. I'm a big fan and
0:50.8	we'll get into that we have this Japanese robot coming in the joke-telling
0:56.9	robot Jolly Joker juniors here today I don't know why we have them but we do.
1:04.4	And we're gonna talk about something that really bothers me.
1:08.5	Airplane bathrooms.
1:10.8	Yeah, those little tiny places where sometimes we have to go and it ain't no fun.
1:18.0	It's squishy, it's squashy, and it's smelly.
1:22.0	You know, kind of a lot like where you are right now on the Harlan Highway.
1:30.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:36.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
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