416: Harland's femenine side, Dr. Ascot, toenails.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2012

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Harland explores his feminine side, men's toenails, depressed whales, irritation at the hotel check in, girls with deep voices, and a vist with Dr. Ascot. Lord love a lumpy flump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On the good ship, lollipopop, it's a good, no, no, no, we don't start the show with Shirley Temple, okay?
0:10.0	Little curly-haired mutant. Uh, this is the Harlan Highway.
0:15.0	I am Harlan Williams.
0:18.0	Welcome, one, welcome all.
0:20.0	I sound like a town crier at Christmas.
0:23.0	Welcome one, welcome all, Merry Christmas best of the season,
0:27.0	but no, today we are not discussing Christmas,
0:30.0	we are discussing men's toenails okay just as festive
0:37.4	depressed whales have you heard about these whales that are committing suicide because they're depressed?
0:45.4	And then we're going to be touching on something that depressed me.
0:49.2	I had a little situation when I was traveling and I ran into a situation that caused me depression and I'm
0:58.1	going to tell you about it. Also we're going to have a special guest here today. We're going to tap into my feminine side.
1:06.0	I guess there was an article in the paper talking about how men should tap into their feminine
1:11.3	sides more, so I'm going to be doing that. We're going to be discussing
1:15.7	women that have deep voices. And lastly, something that I hate.
1:23.0	Dr. Ascot is here for one of my sessions.
1:26.0	Good Lord, it's all right here on the Harlan Highway!
1:30.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:36.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
1:42.0	What's up, bra?
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