And I'm telling you to put that lawnmower down.

Huh? What the, what the hell's, what?

Hey, it's put your lawnmower down day here at the Harlan Highway

and welcome one and all I am he Harland Williams

your host your ballerina your phone guy whatever you need what a show today I think you're gonna dig it man I think

you're gonna dig it we're gonna be talking about new ways to murder I don't know if any of you are planning to

murder but I've got a terrific new way to help you be successful with your crime.

Yes. We're going to be talking about news guys.

Do we really need our news anchors to be moving around the planet?

Can't they just stay at their desk?

I'm going to be ranting about that. Advertising, are you like me or

you fed up with everywhere you look? Somebody's advertising something? Can't we just have

empty negative space anymore? Kind of like this pod... advertising something

we rarely do, can't we just have empty negative space anymore?

We're going to be taking a phone call today,

something we rarely do, a live phone call.

Snoring something I hope you don't do during this podcast.

We're gonna examine snoring.

It's been overlooked.

And lastly, I got pulled over by the cops.

I'm going to tell you all about it, but whatever it is it's still legal because it's the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

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