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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

417. Verbal Manifesto

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 12 December 2024

โฑ๏ธ 60 minutes

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Summary

Get a shoutout on Congratulations: holler.baby/chrisdelia ๐ŸŽค MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god ๐Ÿ˜ Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week Kristin fell off a ladder and Chris got into it with a 70 year old lady at the ER. Plus Kendrick Schulz beef, CEO shooters, and Jay Z's letter as read by Jay Z. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram, X, and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.ย  ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive ๐• X: x.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Runk

0:02.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

0:05.0

Hey

0:07.0

What's up? It's episode 417 I think probably of congratulations Crazy. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations.

0:22.6

Um, yeah. Hello. Hello. Congratulations.

1:13.4

Um, yeah. Uh, hello. Yeah. So that's what's going on. Uh, we, I got, I finally got a new computer. Um, I'm all the way back here. Hold on. Let me move up here. It's, okay. Ah, that's why. I figured it out. It's because of the chair. It's because of the rug and the chair trying to dampen the sound. We've got to still got to dampen the sound a little bit more. We're going to get these things hung up. But it's a congratulations episode of 417. Probably who knows it could be 418. But, and it is a, you know, it's the year is coming to an end again, huh? The year, it just keeps coming to an end.

1:15.5

And the years just keep getting quicker and quicker.

1:17.3

And then you just keep on, you know, before you know it, you blink and the gears over.

1:20.2

And it is what it is.

1:21.7

I'm wearing glasses right now because I do not have my contacts in because my eye is watering and won't stop

1:30.6

watering a yes dude and it's been that way for three days yes so that's great so it's been that way

1:35.2

for three days and that's fantastic in it um and this is right off the heels of my throat kind of

1:40.3

finally getting better and um and uh my nose has a huge infection.

1:46.5

And yes, dude, your nose and throat, doctor, put him to work.

1:51.4

So we put him to work and he said, I go, because, you know, a lot of you guys have been,

1:56.7

you understood that I've had an issue with my throat, okay?

2:00.3

I thought it was maybe cancer, went to the doctor, he goes like this.

2:04.3

Hey, dude.

2:05.4

Well, first of all, I went to the doctor and he said, I said,

2:08.6

um, got a thing with my throat.

2:11.7

And he, he said, cool.

2:13.8

Let me look into your nose.

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