418. You're Welcome For The Tchotchkes

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Get a shoutout on Congratulations: holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got the new Dexter show, the farthest east Eastern European woman, grocery shopping, and hot chicken that's too hot. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram, X, and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 𝕏 X: x.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Is crypto perfect?
0:01.9	Nope.
0:02.7	But neither was email when it was invented in 1972.
0:06.0	And yet today, we send 347 billion emails every single day.
0:12.1	Crypto is no different.
0:13.5	It's new.
0:14.2	But like email, it's also revolutionary.
0:17.6	With Crackin, it's easy to start your crypto journey with 24-7 support when you need it.
0:22.6	Go to crackin.com and see what crypto can be. Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.
0:27.3	This is a high-risk investment, and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.
0:32.2	Runk.
0:35.8	Yeah, Brea, I'll be there soon. Brea, California, Fresno, California, San Luis Obispo, Covina, California.
0:43.0	Got a bunch of California dates coming up. And then I got Tacoma, Spokane, Peoria, Illinois, Dubuque, a bunch of different places.
0:51.5	Lubbock, O Denver, Cranston, Rhode Island. I don't know, man, where is that, you know?
0:55.7	Dates at chrissly.com.
0:57.1	And this is the new episode of congratulations.
1:11.1	Congratulations. I'm sorry. Um, I, we got, we got, so the last two episodes, we were trying to got we had
1:27.5	So the last two episodes or three episodes
1:29.7	We were trying a new camera
1:31.2	And the one fire didn't know how to use all the functions of it or something
1:35.1	It's all blurry and shit
1:36.7	So we I'm we I made the executive decision to use the old camera
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