Hello you guys guys welcome to episode 43 of the Smushroom the

podcast of deep dives on the well known and more importantly not so well known

hookups of your favorite reality TV stars. Tis me, Troy McEdee.

And I just want to give you a heads up really quickly that I literally just woke up probably

four minutes ago.

So like still trying to find my breathing pattern, still trying to adjust to the elements,

the sun is kind of hurting my eyes.

I'm also in like a little bit of a, I'm in like an old man mood like I feel staunch like I don't know I just I'm in the mood to like speak to somebody's customer service. Do you know what I mean? Do you ever have those moods where you're just like, I feel like reaping hell on a person who is defenseless? Like, I feel like an animal like a lion that just wants to like fucking hunt a gazelle like all day like a helpless gazelle for no reason I just want to be an asshole like I just I feel like speaking to somebody's customer service

that's the only way I can describe it. I am in a mood to speak to your customer

service department about my experience and I hope that you have time.

Because I've got a lot to say.

That's the kind of mood I'm in.

I'm in the mood to send back a plate of food.

I'm in the mood to leave a movie theater and tell them to turn it down.

You know what I mean? Like I'm just in an old man, crotchety, like arms crossed,

frowning mood. Like I'm a frowning emoji right now I don't know you

what it probably is this fucking episode I want to let you know right now

children I want to let you know right now children if you're listening this is not the episode for you like this this episode deserves a parental advisory.

Like it's just, it's dark.

This is without question the darkest episode

I have ever done of this podcast.

And I've done several episodes that end in death.

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