Hello you guys guys.

Hello you guys welcome to episode 44 of the Smushroom, the podcast of Deep Dives

on the well-known and more importantly not so well-known hookups of your favorite

reality TV stars. It is me Troy

McEedy and it's been a week since we last spoke or two weeks I suppose.

Um hmm how do I put this?

You are speaking to what I've been referring to myself as the Pet Cemetery

version of myself.

Um, I've survived death or I may have died and I'm a

different person now. I'm a little bit more crass. I'm a little bit more mean I'm like Gage from Pet Cemetery like I have an I have a liking for little little itty bitty tiny switch blades

By the way, I don't know why I'm starting off, we're literally

five seconds in and I'm starting off with a tangent about gauge from Pet Cemetery, but like anybody who knows me

knows that gauge is my spirit animal animal and if you've ever seen

pet cemetery it shouldn't be any surprise to you.

He's a deathly little boy who like I said his choice weapon is a scalpel that's literally the size of a tic-tac and in one of the scenes he

Wears a velvet gown which isn't explained, and he has a cane made of little kitten spines.

Um, so that comes. So that kind of sums me up in a nutshell like you had me at Kitten Spine cane first of all

Anywhere's a top hat like that's that's my kind of murderer.

Anyway, I feel like Gage because I survived death this week. Um, or this past week I guess I should say.

You guys, I had a traumatic event happen to me it really I mean

it's really changed who I am it's changed the direction that my life is going to take

and it's it's dark I got food poisoning from a Habachi restaurant.

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