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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Andrew received an alarming phone call last week and is still processing it. Luke is in New York, where he’s rearranging his hotel room and looking for fancy extension cords for his fancy travel bags.

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0:00.0	All right, let's get to work actors. I got three words for you.
0:03.0	Glenn Gary. Glenn, Ross.
0:06.0	Coffees for closers only.
0:10.0	You call yourself a salesman.
0:12.0	You son of a bitch.
0:14.0	Hi, I'm from downtown. I'm from Mitch and Murray.
0:17.0	Uh, so you've got, all of you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight.
0:24.6	Okay, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
0:29.6	As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado.
0:35.6	Anybody want to see what second prize is?
0:39.2	Second prize is a set of steak knives.
0:44.1	Third prize is you're fired, but I've worked down a little...
0:48.7	Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous.
0:52.7	TBTL. You know, I think about this, and what about this internet thing?
1:00.0	Do you know anything about that?
1:01.0	Sure.
1:02.0	What the hell is that exactly?
1:04.0	Don't you kind of feel like a sellout?
1:06.0	Can you really call it a sellout when they give you a free Tesla for doing the show?
1:09.0	I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
1:11.6	I hope I can, like, you know, totally crack up.
1:14.6	So, uh, I haven't, like, totally cracked up in a long time.
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