Fool me once.

Shame on you.

Fool me twice.

Shame on me.

Fool me three times.

There's twice as much shame on me.

I cannot believe I allowed you to fool me again.

Definitely learned from the first time not to be full.

Fool me four times. Shame back on you!

Actually? You are picking on a vulnerable man.

Something has obviously gone wrong with me.

Fool me five times, shame on me again.

I mean, there's... I'm vulnerable, but at some point you have to take some personal responsibility

for crying out loud.

Fool me six times.

And I've lured you into my trap.

Pretending to be a fool six consecutive times to give you a false sense of security.

Only to flip it.

And now you are the fool.

And you have the shame.

For me seven times you saw through my trick.

But there's no shame,

...