#4433 Silly Rabbit, Don't Push The Kids

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

An anonymous listener shares a hair-raising story about getting scammed by the same “Sheriff’s Department” call that Andrew recently received. Luke and Andrew also discuss their viewing experience during baseball’s opening day. And the prime minister of Australia is getting surprisingly involved in the story of a mascot that pushed a child.

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0:00.0	This is stuff so funny by the way.
0:02.0	Did the comic come up with this?
0:03.0	Because some of the stuff, I feel like I could see somebody doing it in their act.
0:07.0	Right?
0:08.0	A duckist friends with a monkey who he can't swim?
0:12.0	That's hilarious.
0:13.0	That's like something I would do.
0:15.0	I would be like, you could you imagine yourself being like a duck, but you don't have one getting the water? Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I, uh, when I, when I hop on the 48 freeway.
0:25.6	Gee, G, B, T, L.
0:29.6	Guess what day it is?
0:34.6	Guess what day it is?
0:36.6	It's Friday!
0:38.3	Gotta get down on Friday!
0:41.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:44.3	All I know is this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.
0:48.3	You like are definitely...
0:50.3	You're the real thing that a lot of people say.
0:53.3	So do you think if you weren't, I mean if you were less fake, do you think you would be or you could or you have a desire to?
0:59.0	Meat from the street sounds like a fun treat.
1:04.0	I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words, but it happened anyway.
1:11.6	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:20.6	It would appear we are in the midst of what the kids call a crash out.
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