Baby, have you ever wondered, wonder whatever became of me?

I'm living on an imaginary radio.

I'm living on the TDTL.

TBTL.

This is the part where I'm supposed to do the whole intro thingy You know, I just came here to hit Dingers and have a good time

It's about it

This is a show four dogs

Starring one dog

And one dirty dog

Expect to feel several bone tremors

And be perceived by all around you to be a disgrace.

The comedy factor speaks for itself.

It's just painfully obvious.

It's an unfulfilled prophecy.

It just has to be played out.

Oh, this is fantastic.

I've been waiting for this moment for months and it's finally here.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Oh, yeah.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia.

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