You were born in Brooklyn.

Yeah, I was born in Brooklyn. So you lived in poverty?

My mother used to cash in milk bottles to help me go to the movies.

That's good old-fashioned poverty. Those are the kind of people that I don't tend to want to even mingle with because I'm afraid they're not bathing as much as you'd like. Did you bathe?

Yeah.

Well, we did in the kitchen sink.

We had a little kind of a kitchen sink tub.

You're often included on the list of all-time great comedians.

How did that happen?

And what have you done?

Are you saying that you, for one, don't agree with that?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

What are you saying?

I mean, we're putting it in a way so that all those people who thought I was funny are silly and wrong,

and you've got a better take on.

No, no, that's...

Do you know what that's called?

That's called paranoia, and it's coming. Do you know what that's called? That's called Paranoia.

And it's coming, and you know what's caused from?

It's being not that clean and poor the child.

This has been absolutely so much fun.

This is the craziest fucking interview I've ever done in my life.

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