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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew each have questions about today’s “Rants and Raves” column in the Seattle Times…including whether or not Luke was the target of a rant. They also receive an important Public Service Announcement from television’s Chris Hayes.

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0:00.0	Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.
0:04.0	I'm not gonna cry about my pa.
0:08.0	I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it.
0:11.0	Why, Michael?
0:12.0	So you can fly away from your feelings.
0:16.0	You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out, Michael.
0:19.0	Sometimes in the most unexpected...
0:22.6	Hey, what are the f***?
0:24.5	My hard-boiled eggs!
0:26.5	TBTL!
0:28.9	I know I come on strong, all right?
0:33.5	I radiate power.
0:34.5	I can't help them.
0:35.3	The employees at Trader Joe's.
0:36.9	Heaven sent. They are saints.
0:39.1	They were made in a lab.
0:41.1	The manners.
0:42.3	And when they say, how are you?
0:43.9	I'm like, I'm not well.
0:46.8	And they're like, we've biscotties.
0:49.7	Trees.
0:50.5	They're all around us, but who gives a shit?
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