#4441 Mother Tootin’ Son Of A Biscuit!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is mulling over a recent interaction he had with a sales person and he’s not liking what he’s mulling. Plus, an American YouTuber was arrested for visiting a remote Indian island and leaving a can of soda behind. And another rant in the Seattle Times has left Luke confused.

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0:00.0	Dad, the rice, you have really outdone yourself.
0:05.1	The rice is great.
0:06.0	Oh, thanks, man.
0:06.8	You know what?
0:07.6	That means a lot to me.
0:08.5	Dad, the rice is perfect.
0:09.7	I mean, it's moist.
0:10.7	It's perfectly cooked.
0:12.1	You timed it right.
0:13.3	Yeah, so tender.
0:15.0	But it's not mushy.
0:15.9	You know, it yields to the bite.
0:18.1	But not without a little struggle, you know? I mean, you've got to still open your mouth and chew it.
0:21.9	It's not that it just goes right in.
0:23.7	Well, it's not going to bite itself.
0:25.1	Yeah, I know what you're saying.
0:26.1	And, you know, I've noticed lately that you've been drinking more than usual.
0:30.5	You know, is there...
0:31.7	I'm wondering if that's a problem, or...
0:33.5	I think the problem is you've been noticing it more. TVTL!
0:41.2	I feel so full of...
0:44.3	What's the opposite of shame?
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