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The Basement Yard

#446 - Frank Walked Into A Crime Scene

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the bass man yard. How you doing Frank? I am not doing good. Good.

0:10.7

No. Why not?

0:12.3

You're fucking. Hi, first of all.

0:14.0

Hello.

0:15.0

Good to see you.

0:16.0

It's good to see you.

0:17.0

A lot of people don't know this.

0:18.0

You start recording. I walk in and I come in here.

0:19.0

We don't talk at all.

0:20.0

We just show up and sit.

0:21.0

Completely untrue.

0:22.0

It is very untrue doing well ish right because

0:26.7

of some ish right what happened what's the is in your life is I briefly keyed keep Joey in on what was going on. There was I don't know how to explain

0:37.6

it outside of it like a crime. It might have been a crime scene. I went to arrest. you walked into a crime scene?

0:44.0

Possibly, but not like death, like everyone, I think I was okay.

0:47.6

Big bloody scene?

0:48.8

No blood.

0:50.2

Legit, human shit everywhere

0:53.2

no example exaggeration what would be the crime attached to this human shit bloody scene well you know a shit and run

1:05.0

well that's that's it. Here we go folks that's comedy for you.

1:07.0

That's what you sign up for.

1:08.0

That's what you've came here for and that's what we're giving you.

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