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45: GAM045 God's Army

God Awful Movies

God Awful Movies

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2016

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God's Army, the story of an alien lifeform that's disguised itself as a mole and hitched a ride on the face of a Mormon missionary. Or at least that was the story I was telling myself by the end just to keep from dying of boredom. Racism, sexism, and the most lazily jingled keys in the history of Christian film await on this week's conclusion of Mormon Movie Month. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

We should start just annotating boring surgeries with things we pretend are magic.

0:09.1

Scalpel.

0:10.1

Ooh, the scalpel of Omunra.

0:13.3

Shemma-min-min-min-min-min-min-min-min-min-min-min-min.

0:16.9

Uh-oh, Doc.

0:17.9

Looks like he's losing a lot of blood.

0:19.5

No, he's not.

0:20.5

He's totally fine.

0:21.5

Better use our Woon-a-Woon.

0:22.5

Shee-wonder twins.

0:23.5

Activate just me and he threw him all the rain dances around an operating room.

0:28.4

Can we make them leave?

0:29.4

I don't know.

0:30.4

It's something about a Patreon goal.

0:31.4

They promise they'd do it.

0:33.4

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:34.4

God awful.

0:36.4

Movie.

0:37.4

Movie.

0:38.4

Movie.

0:39.4

Movie.

0:40.4

Movie.

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