46: Leap

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2016

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial gymnastic skills to save souls for Jesus, despite ominous warnings from one of those teams of atheists that kill Christian parkour ministers. With substantially substandard cinematography, acting, music, editing, ADR, stunts, writing, and plot; Leap makes a valiant effort at being the worst movie we've ever reviewed.

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0:00.0	I just want to point out that there actually are impressive park or vaults that can be done with a rail like that.
0:08.0	So that you guys know that...
0:11.0	There are people who could do backflips and handstands and shit.
0:13.7	It's not just slowly heaving one thigh over it and then the other.
0:17.4	Right.
0:19.4	The way I get onto the toilet.
0:21.4	Okay, now. on to the toilet. Okay now I'm here.
0:25.0	And I'm in here.
0:28.0	Get the winch.
0:29.0	Small covered in sweat.
0:33.4	God-a-fellowed in sweat.
0:44.0	God-awful movies. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.
0:47.0	Welcome back to the gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.8	Christian cinema because we're pissed off at our eyes. I'm your host No
0:57.3	illusions and sitting to my immediate left in sort of an astronomical sense is my
1:00.9	good friend Heath and right. Heath, welcome back.
1:03.9	Greatest thing that ever happened, so excited.
1:06.4	Oh, really good.
1:08.6	And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Vosnik. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir I have never been better
1:17.2	In my life is how I am a lot of teas early on right here. So obviously we can't contain ourselves here.
1:25.8	Heath, tell us, what will we be breaking down today?
1:28.8	All right, we watched Leep. It's the story of some Slavic, French, Canadian, Russian, Dutch college students who teach
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