45: God's Army

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2016

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God's Army, the story of an alien lifeform that's disguised itself as a mole and hitched a ride on the face of a Mormon missionary. Or at least that was the story I was telling myself by the end just to keep from dying of boredom. Racism, sexism, and the most lazily jingled keys in the history of Christian film await on this week's conclusion of Mormon Movie Month.

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0:00.0	Gold Banana is at the grocery store this Christmas.
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0:11.0	From hot chocolate to mince pies.
0:13.0	We're bringing more to your door.
0:15.0	Christmas, it's in the bag.
0:17.0	Did somebody say just sit?
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0:24.8	Off a valid 4th to 24th of December. T's and C's apply. See full T's and C's at just
0:29.0	the code of UK.
0:30.0	We should start just annotating boring surgeries with things we pretend are magic.
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0:47.0	Uh-O, Doc, looks like he's losing a lot of blood.
0:50.0	No, he's not.
0:51.0	He's totally fine. Better use our Woon- Wounder Twins, just me and he threw a little rain dances around an operating
0:57.8	room.
0:58.8	Can we make them leave?
0:59.8	I don't know, it's something about a Patreon goal.
1:01.6	They promised they'd do it.
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