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The Basement Yard

#468 - Strengthening Our Pelvic Floors

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard podcast.

0:07.0

I don't know why you like lifted that.

0:12.0

I did not do that. You lifted that a little sexy. That's what you did there. You lifted you were

0:16.0

I did do that. Yeah, you like fucking like you were casting like a spell like you. I just watched Harry Potter. I was going to say I saw you're watching which ones were you

0:23.5

watching did you start very begins or did you go like middle middle route I was watching what they

0:27.6

had available on the plane which was the first one which is a good one that's a good one yeah

0:30.8

that fucking Halloween dinner that they have dude I'm ready to lose

0:35.4

everything I love for that yeah live a day in that Ronald Wiesley's just double

0:39.7

fist and chicken legs oh my Also, Dumbledore just going, yeah. And then the food just appears?

0:46.3

He's an old bastard. He's an old dumb idiot. I don't know if I'm eating magic food though. Like if a chicken just appeared on my plate and what I'm going to eat that though?

0:52.8

I mean it can't be worse than the fucking chicken that our country produces.

0:56.2

That's fair but I don't know.

0:57.2

Was there any part because we were for the show recently in Toronto?

1:01.8

Was there any party that was just like

1:04.0

The food does take different here because I did and I knew that if I told you you'd make fun of me for it

1:08.8

The food tastes different in Canada. Yeah

1:12.0

I imagine they have different they do have different they have different standards and she like it like I check I checked on everything that I ate

1:19.1

You know that had a food label on it like for any high fruit dose corn syrup because that bitch is in all

1:24.0

fucking American foods and I didn't see it and I said to you I was like yo the

1:30.5

fucking tequila here was way sweeter.

1:34.7

Yeah, you were saying like,

1:35.8

yo, it's so diff.

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