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The Basement Yard

#469 - The Great Debate!

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:06.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:09.0

Mm. You have a big, uh, what's that called?

0:11.0

A flapper?

0:12.0

No. No? the thing that holds tongue tie no what is that called the thing that's

0:18.1

holding your tongue down it stick your tongue out. Lift it.

0:23.0

No, no, no, open your mouth.

0:25.0

Oh, and yeah, see, your tongue's pussy, basically.

0:28.0

No, don't do that.

0:30.0

No, the clit of your tongue.

0:32.0

First of all, put that finger away. I don't know what it is, but you pointing that finger at me is fucking triggering.

0:36.5

You think it would feel good if it went like this to your tongue tie? Absolutely not. You want to try? No. I don't want those dirty

0:42.3

fucking hands in my mouth.

0:43.6

First of all, I wash my hands a lot.

0:45.5

Have you watched it since you've been here?

0:47.4

No.

0:48.0

Well, there you go.

0:48.6

I don't want your fucking dirty ass hands in my mouth.

0:51.1

I don't like putting my own hands in my mouth. I've seen you suck your

0:54.4

fingers down to the bone. It's different when there's food on them. Oh, so when you eat and covered in barbecue sauce and you like, mhm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-hmm.

1:03.0

First of all, if anyone has anything with barbecue sauce on it and they don't suck their fingers to clean, They're stupid. You clean your hands? All that flavor that's being lost in that fucking napkin.

1:14.1

I don't, I eat the shit that I'm eating. Yeah, and then you're covered and then you're just like, this is so good.

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