47: Leap 2: Rise of the Beast

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no... lower than that) action packed drama about a group of sassy teens that stand up to the Catholic antichrist with a combination of parkour skills, kung fu, and old fashioned pluck. Somehow managing to pack even less parkour into this sequel, filmmaker Chris Tempel seems to have used this film to chastise people who said nothing could be worse than the prequel.

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0:00.0	Right, my turn. Let's do it. Okay, they're big on Christmas saving.
0:03.6	Uh, Scrooge? No, they save people over 50 million quid last Christmas.
0:07.8	Elves. No, no, think loads of points.
0:10.1	Uh, your dad's driving? No, Nectar points!
0:13.0	Oh, I knew that!
0:15.0	Save a nectar this Christmas.
0:16.0	Cashing your points at places like Sainsbury's and Argos to save on turkeys, toys and more.
0:20.0	Tapp the Necta app and that the savings wrong. Savings data based on point
0:24.0	redemptions across Sainsbury's and August from the 1st to the 24th of December
0:26.9	2022 full teas and scenes at nectar.com slash get the app.
0:29.9	Now I have to ask you guys, do you think they really blew up an apartment for this scene because that was damn realistic? That was pretty fucking realistic. I think they bought, that's not even an on-brand version of after effects.
0:46.1	This was like before Michael went back to Yugoslavia to work in the salt mines, he was like,
0:51.5	here, as a parting gift it is called
0:53.9	wefter effects. It has explosion, dinosaur, and black and white. God awful movies.
1:07.0	movies.
1:10.0	movies. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.
1:14.0	Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we sample another selection from
1:24.1	Christian cinema because we chose the wrong grail. I'm your host No illusions and
1:28.5	sitting 989 miles to my right is my good friend Heath Enright. Heath
1:32.0	welcome back. Thank you you thank you but I'd
1:35.3	prefer if you use my class surname from now on which is a pie boy oh of
1:41.6	of course thank Of course.
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