#481 - The Weirdest Dream I've Ever Had

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the base
0:02.0	Welcome back to the basement yard to the basement yard
0:09.0	It is I Frank Alvarez thanks for joining me on this adventure of laughs love and maybe a little bit of self-reflection
0:18.0	Can I guess your favorite color?
0:19.0	No
0:20.0	Red Red is what I was going to say.
0:22.3	Yeah, bitch. Well, guess what? It's purple. I know. Relax. Guess what, bitch? It's Frank Alvarez. Here I am
0:27.2	joined today by monochrome Mikey. Sorry, one-tone Terry. Oh, you wrote down a bunch of jokes.
0:35.4	Bland Brian. That's you today, too, bitch. Or Carl the cream lookingland Brian. That's you today too, bitch.
0:38.3	Or Carl the cream-looking cuck.
0:40.3	That's you, bitch. Your cream head to toe.
0:42.3	What the fuck is wrong? Stand up, show him the whole outfit.
0:45.3	Show him the whole outfit.
0:46.3	Show them.
0:47.3	Okay.
0:48.3	Show them.
0:49.3	No, no, no, no.
0:50.3	Before.
0:51.3	Okay. Yeah. Look at this.
0:52.3	Nice sweater. The exact same.
0:54.4	Look, and then show them the shoes.
0:56.1	Show them the shoes.
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