#482 - We're Going To Space Camp

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	You have the floor is yours. I have to be honest, I over the weddings I've been to over the last several years, I haven't heard that.
0:07.8	Me neither. But I wonder, and I'm sure someone in the comments is going to let us know the story. Like, I wonder if people have actually objected. And not for like a stupid reason.
0:17.9	You know, like I object. I love, you know, like a joke. Like, you got it.
0:21.9	Oh. Like a legit like, no. Like, I don't think this should go through. I, I mean, see, I don't, I don't want this to happen at a wedding that I'd actually be at.
0:32.6	I do. But like, but like, I don't want that to happen to anyone that I know unless it's like a very fringe friend.
0:39.2	I mean, but then you're not going to someone breaks in.
0:41.2	But then you're not going to their wedding though.
0:42.5	I'm definitely not going to.
0:44.6	I, how about this?
0:46.0	How about this?
0:47.6	Yes.
0:48.6	You know I've been really stressing how business minded I've been lately.
0:53.6	What if it's a service that you can hire someone to object at your wedding if you don't
1:00.8	want to go through with it, but you just, you're too afraid.
1:03.6	You know what I'm saying?
1:04.1	So, like, say, like, you and I are getting married, and I don't want to marry you.
1:08.6	Yeah, right.
1:09.6	Fucking, bitch.
1:10.7	Yeah, right. Bitch, you would want to marry this shit Yeah, right. Fucking bitch. Yeah, right.
1:11.8	Bitch, you'd want to marry the shit out of me.
1:14.2	You'd be over there being like, oh, no, I have to hire a service.
1:17.6	Get the fuck out of here.
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