#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement.
0:06.4	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.5	Frank, you're here with your Hawaiian shirt.
0:10.4	Dead of the winter.
0:11.5	I appreciate the dedication.
0:13.1	I'm also here with Fred Durst, apparently.
0:15.3	It's a backwards hat.
0:16.2	Let's relax.
0:17.0	Fred Durst owns backwards fitted hats.
0:20.3	Yeah.
0:22.6	If it's not a fitted hat, it's owned by, okay? Uh, is it only... No, he's had some black ones in there, right? Now he's just
0:28.6	white. I mean, he's been white. I'm talking about his facial hair. He's not gonna say... White is snow. His hair? His facial hair?
0:34.6	Your Fred Dursted out right now.
0:36.6	But that's actually not a... That's not a bad thing.
0:39.7	I mean, you did it all for the Nookie. We've discussed this already.
0:43.3	Dude, I-
0:44.3	I've-dictal.
0:45.3	I think that's what you should go as this year for Halloween.
0:48.3	Fred Durst.
0:49.3	Fred Durst.
0:50.3	Why not?
0:52.3	I'm just gonna wear a backwards hat. Backwards hat, just start, you know, telling people, break yourself!
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